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16 Feb

The Dog Ate Your Underwriter’s Homework

Posted February 16th, 2007 | View Comments

The Dog ate Your Underwriter's Homework

Well, what do you know! It’s time for another transaction to close (at least, that’s what the contract says), and once again the dog has eaten the loan processor’s homework.

I’m not the number one producer of North America or anything, so this definitely isn’t meant to brag, but in the time I’ve been in business, it’s fair to say I’ve closed a few transactions. Some day I should get out a scratch pad and try to review the percentage of times that the escrow didn’t close on time because loan docs didn’t come in. There is a crisis in veterinary medicine, as our hapless canine companions seem to have acquired a taste for loan docs, and are breaking into banks and loan offices around the nation to stuff these delicious morsels into their maws.

Over the course of the years I’ve heard lots of different valid reasons (and lame excuses) for why we didn’t get our loan docs, including:

  • This was a hard loan to do.
  • The buyer didn’t send their paperwork in on time.
  • The title company fouled up.
  • The Realtor® fouled up. (Attention loan officers: don’t try that one on me unless I really did foul up or unless you don’t like referrals).
  • A power failure corrupted our data.

Now that I’ve been in the business for some time, I’ve begun to recognize an unfortunate duty to tell my buyers at the beginning of escrow that we’ll do everything we can to close their escrow, but there are a lot of people to coordinate, and if anyone’s late we may be a few days late. My buyers are generally understanding, but I hate telling them — it’s like apologizing for inevitable defeat on behalf of the industry. “Yes, I know moving is stressful and needs to be precisely coordinated, but underwriters have these dogs, see, and these dogs…”.

There’s no way to put it correctly and politely, because it isn’t right. Attention underwriters and loan processors: grow up and do your job.

  • http://realopinionated.blogspot.com Jonathan Greene

    I propose a solution to the loan doc/lazy underwriter problem. The rowboat wedgie. It occurs in four simple steps:

    1) Find said underwriter and cast him unceremoniously to the ground.

    2) Placing your feet on his shoulders, bend forward at the waste and grab ahold of his underpants.

    3) Row back sharply as if you were a member of the Harvard rowing team.

    4) Taunt the underwriter by saying repeatedly “You close when I say so, punk.”

  • http://www.sacramento-home.com/real-estate-agents/ John Lockwood

    That’s much more humane than any of the solutions I figured out on my own.

  • http://homeloanman.blogspot.com Christopher

    “Those XXXXXX loan people”- lol

    I feel your pain being I was on your side of the business many years ago so I can relate. With that being said, this is what was created to stay away from those hungry loan doc eating pooches. My team must complete weekly progress reports every Friday that are to be faxed and mailed to each Realtor. The report is loaded with dates, missing items, needed item and actions to be completed. The reason for both is simple….. ya know the old “I didn’t get the fax” sentence. Works like magic not only is there no wonder, confusion or excuses but this allows everyone to be accountable during a purchase transaction. I will be happy to post a copy for everyone if you would like.

    To a great day!

  • http://www.sacramento-home.com/real-estate-agents/ John Lockwood

    Thanks for your comments. Sorry I’m a little on the dense side tonight or I’d have something good to reply, but I appreciate you stopping by!

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