Things To Do In Sacramento

This web log features articles and news about fun things to do in Sacramento and surrounding areas. Written by Kathy Lockwood, acclaimed Sacramento area fun things doer, it features articles about Sacramento attractions and amusements, fun things coming up, and reviews of fun things we did. Use the calendar on the right to locate older entries, or see the latest entries below.

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Halloween Safety Tips
These are some tips on having a happy and safe Halloween.
8:19:10 PM

Our Halloween Mascot

John, our web site guy, is hereby incarnated for the entire month of October in the form of the gourd with a related first name, to wit, "Jacko", here pictured at right.

Rumors to the effect that this festive image constitutes John's natural year-round alter-ego -- buried just beneath the surface of his gentle public persona -- are so patently...well, good heavens, I don't even want to dignify them with further comment.

Agents, please, let's be extra careful about who we let into our cars this month. Remember: check your rear view -- if your buyers have a shirt but no head sticking out from the collar area, this is a red flag. Such buyers can be redirected to the nearest funereal establishment and instructed to call us, not driven around in your car.

That unseemly business last year about letting zombies (and ghouls and other forms of undesirables, or at least, undead) bid on houses will NOT be tolerated this year. I mean really, we want the business, but puh-lease!

7:59:34 PM